Theory #2

After much thought and reflection, I figured out why God makes people babies first.

For those of us who don't naturally relate to kids, it would be even harder to parent if they came out of the womb as 8-year-olds.

Instead, God made them really cute and cuddley for two or three years. Then by the time they're not very cute, talking back, and losing all their teeth -- we're hooked and we're already crazy about them.

That's pretty tricky. But, just like any scientific problem, it makes sense once you know the answer, eh?