Hanging on

I have two plants in my home. They're the kind that are green, leafy, and impossible to kill. If they were in my mom's house, they'd probably get watered everyday. In my home, I water them....oh....maybe once every two months. My signal to water them is when they look dead. But, I don't worry anymore. Just give 'em a good sip of water, and they're brand new by tomorrow. That's crazy!